to do a front flip

...to take a shit in a store.

To cut a hotdog [NSFW]

FFFUUUUUUUCCCKK

To communicate

To piss in the sink while drunk

[NSFW] There was an attempt to restore some dignity

to avoid water

To burglar into a house.

To flush the toilet (concerned they did not wipe) NSFW

To jump into the lake (NSFW-ish)

to look like a tough guy

NSFW - r/therewasanattempt at ducking under a helicopter