She told you what would happen if she caught you skinny-dipping

She told you that she installed the Bumble app for "networking."

You remember your mom wearing a tight pink dress when she went

She told you she was drunk and it was a mistake. The truth is,

You thought that your ex would be devestated when she found out

She told you she was getting a Facial today You thought she was

You invited your girl for lunch but she told you she's about

She doesn't care if you cheated or not.. She told you not to

You were getting tired, so you started walking to your room.

She told you she wanted to go home and spend a few weeks with

You thought it’d be a good idea to date a baddie till she fucks

She never skips leg day :)