You never understood why your Mom braids her hair before going

You should have seen your mom's face after we shot our jizz on

Will not be walking straight for a while

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just thought you should know.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just thought you should know.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just thought you should know.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just thought you should know.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just thought you should know.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just thought you should know.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just thought you should know.

You were cheap and moved into a house in a bad neighborhood.

Good morning! I'm not wearing a bra today. Just thought you should