HMFT after I lift these weights

HMFT after I climb this telephone pole

HMFT after I deliver this mail

HMFT after I try to rob this person

HMFT after I attempt this PR without any chalk on

HMFT after driving my motorcycle next to this wall.

HMFT after I jump off this ramp and faceplant beautifully

HMFT after I turn on this bike

HMFT after I ride off a perfectly good building.

HMFT after I get yeeted off this scooter

HMFT after this truck accident

HMFT after I don't defend myself when this dude picks up a stick/pole/bat-like