when you're trying to get out o(f) (42) bed in the (m)orning

When you’re trying to be sexy and festive and then realize

When you’re trying to be sexy while stripping but your clothes

When you’re trying to be cute and instead knock the soap over

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you're trying to ride your toy but really just want to get

When you're trying to ride your toy but really just want to get

When you’re trying to have a normal, peaceful couple’s swap