Does it count if my ass makes it into a thong?

Does it count if she's already naked?

Does it count if I whip it out while flaccid?

Does it count if I'm still wearing panties?

Does it count if I work from home? [f]

Does It Count If She Likes It?

Does it count if this is my husband’s friend’s cock?

Does it count if I'm plugged?

Does it count if I'm jacking him off? f47

Does it count if I’m going up tandem parasailing? Boaters and

Does it count if I goon to my own ass jiggling around?

Does it count if he cums on my face first?