Is it true, that behind every woman, is a man trying to fuck

Care to join me in bed? I promise I don’t bite..hard

I’m not sure why I showered because I’m looking to get really

Home alone and wishing I had someone to play with

Did you know it’s MILF Monday? Be sure to give your favorite

Currently looking for a cowboy to ride

You have to pull them down nice and slow

Is it too early to be thinking about sex?

Fresh out of the shower and ready to play

I’m the one your wife warned you about. What are you going

Would you want to get up close and personal with me?

Alone in my hotel room..who wants to keep me company?

Be sure you remember to think twisted naughty thoughts of me