Better than a Dildo

Better than jeans for sure

Better than coffee in the morning. On the back deck.

Better than a poisoned apple

Better than her sweetest Dreams (Choking so hard)

Better than a Driver's License

Better than paper towel

Better than cheese challenge

Better than a stress ball.

Nothing better than making a sexy video with the hot girlfriend

Better than you. Bigger than you.

better than your ex, better than your next ;)