My friend and I made a deal. He paid for my ticket to the convention,

to the 5 guys that like this , come to my bed

Front row tickets to the cumfest

Come get your tickets to the splash park

You were supposed to go to the pride parade with your girlfriend,

YOU COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY YOUR OWN TICKET TO THE FESTIVAL AFTER

Come get your tickets to the splash park

Go USA!! And power to the asshole lovers🍑

Your mom wanted to get into cosplay, embarrassing both you and

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Got you tickets to the game..

To The Moon & Back