So much squirt

Changed both of your lives

Good cucks lick up squirt.

"You're lucky I even let you watch. Don't wait up tonight."

You're a two pump chump and she's sick of you

Didn't go as planned

Now he's gonna have to go back to his wife with empty balls

Take a good look daddy

would you ask?

Watching your desperate wife blow another man

He should not give out my number to he’s friends.

Wife went to check up on the new house. Stayed for the builder's

Your roommate is glad you asked him to be your bull