Oh man, have I HAD a great day today! First, I found out that

"Oh, Mel, shake that booty!," I say from the body of my pet spider.

Wow, the H2ALE program sure is quick, efficient, and thorough!

...Ah, HELP! I was somehow tricked by a witch into giving up

...Dang, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 Swap Clinic work wonders! I mean, now

I was shocked yet overjoyed: I had literally just switched places

Oh, hey there, I'm Melanie. I'm part of a spec ops unit that

...Oh, hey, didn't see you there, I'm Claire. Do you like what

Journal entry #1: I, Bonnie, have just used my NeuroWave on a

Journal entry #2: And after having studied "my"self for quite

Journal entry #4: ...Ok, you know what, BONNIE, you've won me

Journal entry #5: ...Ah, Mistress Bonnie, I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸

"Hey, Mistress, check out how flexible YOU are, haha!," my dog