Your wife was just helping him find some replacements

Happy birthday hubby!

Just helping the neighbour

Your friend was staying over

Your wife loves a good sausage!

She certainly knows how to help

She just tried to make him release his anger into her

My GF is so hospitable

Neighbour is a benevolent bully

Oh you are home!

I was just trying to help!

Work doesn't count

He makes amazing creampie!