“Hi!.. dad beat you up again!.. and the kids at school too

You used to love going to the local pool with your sister Kirsten

*OMEGA A.I recording. Welcome back from 10 your hibernation captain.

"Yes I know this dress is way too slutty to wear to a party but

Ever since you walked in on your sister Courteney Cox getting

“Thanks for coming to this stupid Gala thing with me.. It’s

"I'm so sorry for forgetting your birthday bro, I'll do whatever

“Uhh.. bro what’s this in the living room? It’s your android

"All I'm saying bro , is that your flat chested GF isn't going

It was the middle of the night and you where getting a glass

"Hey Mom and Dad how was your trip? Oh no worries sure I was

“Don’t worry girl! I love your little brother, I’ll take

There's not much time between you getting out of practice and