After I bought this collar from some guy for $5, he told me whoever

I was worried my second wife wouldn't get along with my daughter,

Haley was an autosexual, meaning she was sexually attracted to

My wife caught me cheating on her with the neighbor’s daughter.

Come on, man! Change me back! For whatever reason, you had decided

I WANT TO BE YOUR HORNY WIFE WAITING FOR YOU FOR LUNCH ALREADY

During your trip to Japan, you and your fiancee Jan, accidentally

You bought a pair of earbuds online that allowed one to possess

I was staying at a rather nice hotel, however the room service

Vince was a ghost that just wanted to rest. However, that didn’t

stupid fucking dog come here, ever since my father got it weird

starCarolina Sweets is a rising star in the world of adult entertainment.