by popular request: here's a clip of me celebrating yesterday

time for another ridiculous musical gif, courtesy of my phone.

livening up the family swim trip with a spot of public play 🤫

the sunday squirt: I think we're gonna need a bigger blanket

the sunday squirt: I think we're gonna need a bigger blanket

I *may* have filmed myself having some outdoor fun today...

birdwatchers were excited to spot a pair of great tits in the

too lazy to take my clothes off

trying again as this didn't work properly before... what do you

some whistle while they work... I warble while I wank 😂

Believe it or not, only 30% of the fluid here squirted out of

the sunday squirt: watering the plants 💦💦👸🏼 (click

masturbation monday innit