This is why!

Not a total lie...

She needs more!

innocent mistake

what happens on business trips...stays on business trips.

You thought your girlfriend had tasted a little salty recently

You tried to act upset but your girlfriend just keeps getting

She'd never cheat. Except in cases 8" or greater.

Cheating? She would never do that...

It was just a kiss

She really loves yoga

And you are still waiting...

Trust her. They are only good old friends.