As unexpected as it gets

Get it fast before it gets taken down >> bit.ly/getfastxxx

Get it fast before it gets taken down >> bit.ly/getfastxxx

It’s only thick if it jiggles..

I like to think of myself as thick

As real as it gets

It gets as hard as a bat sometimes

Thick where it matters most ;)

Thick where it matters most ;)

Thick where it matters most 😍

Thicker where it matters most

Thick where it matters most 😍