Trying to work a bat into my pussy

In NotADildo, game controller plays you ;) Video in comments.

Sliding a screwdriver handle into my pussy

Need a sleep aid? My pussy put yo ass to sleep. [f]

Let's play Goldilocks and [f]ind the best bottle. Bottle No.

Bottle No. 2: Imperial Grind Coffee Stout. I liked the thickness

Bottle No. 3 Omme Gang Double Barrel Dubbel (long neck). Grool

Taking a break from the bottles to enjoy working this home-grown

The tomato didn't want to come out so I had to send fingers in

Bottle No. 4 Skinny Girl Raspberry Vinaigrette (with a wide neck).

Cucumber. Doggy Style. 🐶💦🥒 Vid in comments.

The first time I saw this in the liquor store I knew it was ending

I’ve missed you r/NotADildo. The wide part of the spray bottle