I’m always telling my sister—be careful what you wish for.

When sis texts me that she’s horny in class, I can’t leave

I’m not technically her superior, but sis knows who to thank

My sister likes painting. I’m more of a performance artist.

Before mom would leave for the weekend, my sister and I had to

Mom looks after those things other people forget.

There’s no need for locked doors when dad’s away for the

What happens in the pumpkin is supposed to stay in the pumpkin.

Sis is still getting used to having mom and me around since she

Between my sister and her bestie, I probably picked the wrong

I sense mom isn’t as thrilled about how my new step-sister

Maybe I’ve seen too many prison movies, but I wanted to establish

It wasn’t quite what we agreed, but I can only take so much