HMFT after my selfie with a train

HMFT after I put my bike on this car roof

HMFT after this barrel explodes in my face

HMFT after a car crashes through the front of my store

HMFT after i break my neck

HMFT after i crack my skull open

HMFT after I challenge a 2 ton beast with my machete!!

HMFT after I hit my head on the guardrail in this scary ass fall

HMFT after my opponent missed the turnbuckle.

HMFT after I get dropped on my head at waterpark.

HMFT after I attempt to air up my tire

HMFT after an exploding tire introduces my teeth to my brainstem