It was never just “flirting”, THIS is what your wife wanted

A man asked me once if he could play with my “fun bags.”

This is what a pool party looks like

This is what I'm hiding under my netflix & chill outfit

The other day my girl[f]riend said, “Name one guy who actually

This is what im wearing while we netflix & chill, what are

It’s sweater season and this is what I’m hiding

It was his birthday and this is what he wanted! Arent I such

It was his birthday and this is what he wanted! Arent I such

It was his birthday and this is what he wanted! Arent I such

We went on a date but *this* is what I was thinking about the

he asked for a morning wake up call. This is what he got