My boyfriend doesn't have to know. It's not like we're fucking,

The memes are true, it’s a legit tactic (NSFW but it’s not

It's not like we cant see them

if we’re chilling together, this is what I’m wearing (or

Accidents happen, right? It's not like you meant to go this deep,

It's not cheating, we're not even touching! [Cheating]

Oh no, it seems like we're trapped in this closet together

Don't worry bud...it's not really gay if you blow all over my

It's not gay we're just playing together!

We're visiting Bend this weekend, wanna show us a good time?

Bro it’s not gay, we’re just rubbing skin together it’s

We’re missing a man to play with us