I was at the bar when this douchebag came over trying to "flirt"

“Dude, please, I need you to do me a favor and fuck me. It’s

Because of my homophobia, I was required to take a swap assessment

I knew my best friend was jealous when he saw me in the locker

My friend always insisted he was straight as hell, no interest

This Bachelorette Party was going to be big. Jess and the gals

The company I make porn for rung me up today. I felt lazy, but

I was did lucid dreaming for psych class, then I found after

At the gym, there were rumours of this double-sided mirror that

It was hard having my power, all I needed was to touch a person

I got bored a lot so I tried out those random cams to spend time

Some things do go bump in the night...this night, it was this.

I wondered why this dorm by the school didn't have a lot of boys